The 23rd Psalm of Pesach:
Pesach causes my hunger; I shall want bread.
It maketh me to give up my chometz:
It leadeth me to drink four cups of wine.
It cleaneth my house:
It leadeth me through the hagaddah for the seder’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Pesach,
I will fear no kitniyos: for matzah is with me;
My wine and my potato vodka they comfort me.
My mother preparest a table before me in the presence of mine family:
She anointest my head with schmaltz; my fourth cup runneth over.
Surely pizza and donuts shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the house of chometz for ever.
